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Guilty as Sock! is a fast‑paced, laugh‑out‑loud party card game that drops you and your friends into a cartoonish courtroom where logic is optional and volume is king. One moment you’re the prosecutor flinging absurd accusations (“Objection! They stole my left sneaker at 3 a.m.!”) and the next you’re the defense lawyer scrambling to spin a wild rebuttal with the evidence cards you’ve been dealt. Overseeing this glorious mess is a beleaguered judge who’s just trying to gavel their way to a verdict before total chaos erupts.

How the Madness Unfolds

1. Choose Your Role

   • Prosecutor – Craft over‑the‑top charges and keep the pressure on.

   • Defense Lawyer – Twist every shred of so‑called “evidence” into an alibi no matter how flimsy.

   • Judge – Award points, shout “Order!” in vain, or secretly enjoy the bedlam.

2. Play Your Evidence Cards
   Each player starts with a hand full of Evidence Cards—ridiculous items, memes, and plot twists designed to derail any sensible argument. Need to justify why you had a rubber chicken at the crime scene? Boom! Slap down “Prop Comic Gig” and watch the jury’s jaws drop.

3. Talk, Taunt, and Trash‑Talk
   Interrupt, over‑talk, toss paper balls, gesture wildly, or bribe the bailiff with imaginary donuts—anything to sway the ever‑fickle judge. In Guilty as Sock! volume, wit, and shameless show‑boating count just as much as a razor‑sharp defense.

4. Win the Verdict
   The judge declares a winner for each round, handing out Victory Points to the most persuasive (or loudest) side. First team—or lone wolf—to hit the Victory threshold is crowned Supreme Sock of Justice.

Why Your Crew Needs This Game

Deep Dive Into the Decks

• Evidence Cards – Everything from “Leftover Burrito,” “Time‑Travel Paradox,” to “Grandma’s Secret Recipe.” Each item can clear a name or condemn a soul depending on the storyteller.

• Objection Cards – Think your rival’s story is too coherent? Yell “OBJECTION!” and force them to draw a curve‑ball card or lose precious seconds.

• Contempt Tokens – For every time the judge bangs the gavel after a rule gets broken. Rack up too many and you’ll be tossed into Sock Solitary (yes, it’s as embarrassing as it sounds).

• Wildcard Events – Random audience polls, mid‑trial recesses, or a surprise celebrity witness keep everyone on their toes.

Six House Rules for Extra Spice

1. Sock Puppet Cross‑Examination – Must use sock puppets when questioning a witness.

2. Silent Treatment Defense – Defense can argue only through charades for one entire turn.

3. Trial by Combat (Rock‑Paper‑Scissors Edition) – Deadlocked verdict? Settle it the ancient way.

4. One‑Foot‑Only Rule – Prosecutors must stand on one foot while delivering accusations.

5. Hot Potato Evidence – Evidence Card must physically change hands every 10 seconds or it self‑destructs.

6. Audience as Jury – Spectators vote via phone or raised hands to decide each round’s winner.

Perfect Settings to Play

• Dorm Lounges – Replace boring icebreakers with side‑splitting trials.

• Friday Night Hangouts – Pairs great with pizza, sodas, and low inhibitions.

• Conventions & Meetup Rooms – Quick setup, zero learning curve, maximum bragging rights.

• Corporate Team‑Building – Break down silos, boost creativity, and identify who on the team has a talent for dramatic cross‑examinations.

Accessibility & Variants

• PG or PG‑13 Options – Toggle between family‑friendly terms or spicy adult humor by swapping out optional cards.

• Language Packs – Community‑translated decks in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese (more fan‑patches on the way).

• Print‑and‑Play Friendly – Black‑and‑white PDFs for budget printing plus color‑bleed margins for pro printers.

• Virtual Tabletop Module – Seamless integration with Tabletop Simulator and Roll20 for remote players.

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